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COW TIPPING, PART IV
(c) Schumacher (Fumanshoe Music/ASCAP), Greene (Best of Breed Music/ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved.  Used by Permission.
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Well, we didn't tip a cow 
We tipped a bull
When I realized that
You can bet I ran
Full steam right towards my trucks
Passenger door

I was really movin'
Not just boot scootin'
He was snortin'and droolin'
And sure as shootin'
Catchin up to me. I only got two legs
He's got four!

I juked left
Then I cut right
I couldn't lose him 
Try as I might
While dodging groundhog holes
And piles of manure

Then my foot slipped
On said cow pie
His horns caught me
And pitched me to the sky
What goes up must come down
Spoken words were never truer

We was out cow tippin'
Cow pie flippin'
Night stalkin'
Bovine balkin'
Nocturnal nuisance
Bison abuses
A shove or two
A thud, a moo
We was out cow tippin'
Cow pie flippin'
Night stalkin'
Bovine balkin'
Nocturnal nuisance
Bison abuses
A shove or two
A thud, a moo.

I was airborn for what 
Seemed like a minute and a half
If my butt didn't hurt 
I woulda' had to laugh
At what a dumb idea to tip a cow
While out on a bender

But stupid is
As stupid does
And stupid goes 
Straight to the bone
Cuz' we tried to tip a cow
Of the wrong gender

We was out cow tippin'
Cow pie flippin'
Night stalkin'
Bovine balkin'
Nocturnal nuisance
Bison abuses
A shove or two
A thud, a moo.

Get a little liquor
And naughty boys are us
We can't be raucous
Loud and boisterous
Pick a pasture 
With cows in cloisterous
But don't pick the cow
With the Rocky Mountain Oysterous.

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