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BUMPS IN THE BASELINE
(c) 1997 Richard Greene Best of Breed Music  (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved.  Used by Permission.
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I have a tale to tell
To hold your interest and heighten the drama, I've pumped it up a bit

I've  compressed time and place and slightly altered the events.
I've forced the situation and cooked the pressure

I put us in a lifeboat on the razors edge of change
Made mountains out of molehills, and blackmail out of  boring bits

A casual glance has become an adulterous love triangle
Two people on the sidewalk have turned into Woodstock

Now isn't that more fun?  Now isn't that more fun?
Now isn't that more fun?  Now isn't that more fun?

We're putting bumps in the baseline - spikes in the flat line
Everything was normal, everything was fine,
'Til we put those bumps in the baseline.

The truth is tapioca
To get your attention I need to spice it up with the pepper of passion

The Easter bunny is seven feet tall.  Why are his ears  pointed?
There's a serial killer in my basement  playing his TV way too loud.

Those guys  leaning on their cars are terrorists dealing designer drugs.
Things are out of control.

That's why I  yell as loud as I can,
Like Santana soaring above the canvas of the groove.

Now isn't that more fun?  Now isn't that more fun?
Now isn't that more fun?  Now isn't that more fun?

        The more she escalates the more I don't react
        The more I give her bass face  the more she goes for impact

We're putting bumps in the baseline - spikes in the flat line
everything was normal, everything was fine,
'til we put those bumps in the baseline.

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